I'm positively drunk AMA

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08/01/2015 at 00:43 • Filed to: None

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Had some good cigars and tons of Veuve Clicquot tonight, I’m happy.


DISCUSSION (45)


Kinja'd!!! jester74 > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 00:48

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I think I read in one of your posts that you are in Sao Paulo. I am an avid classic VW guy. What's the VW culture like in Brazil?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > jester74
08/01/2015 at 00:51

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In metropolitan Sao Paulo it isn’t as evident, but in the outskirts of the city people still love and maintain classic Bugs, Santanas, Gols and so on. There is quite an aftermarket community at their disposal, but thats not something I’m completely interested in.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:02

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How's the pot there? Are the laws strict?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Spaceball-Two
08/01/2015 at 01:05

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Yes, but it’s very easy to find, pot here is shit, I’ve heard so many stories of friends not handling american/EU pot well because they were not used to it. I don’t smoke pot often, twice a month max.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:06

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On a scale of one to drunk, how drunk are you?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Viggen
08/01/2015 at 01:09

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I’m 5 Stellas, one glass of 25 Laphroaig and 5 glasses of Veuve drunk.


Kinja'd!!! BATC42 > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:09

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Champagne... I still have a hard time with it (funny for a french right?). That may also be because I’m used to middle range one too (like 20€ a bottle). But I had some amazing wines a couple weeks ago, back in New Caledonia, stuff like 20 year old Bordeaux grand cru <3


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:12

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Can you divide 47+16?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > BATC42
08/01/2015 at 01:13

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Ah, wine is always nice, having family from switzerland and being a smoker the Cheese+Wine+Cigarette combo always makes me feel nice (and french). I love Champagne and Rosé, mainly because you can control yourself better. 20 year old Bordeaux sounds great.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:14

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Mac or PC? Android or iPhone?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/01/2015 at 01:15

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Mac and Iphone, I’m style over substance, I drive a 4 speed 140HP french boat for a reason.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > TheHondaBro
08/01/2015 at 01:17

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Nah, I’m a lawyer, I don’t work with numbers.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:19

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Yeah I was wrecked last night . Feels good man.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Baeromez
08/01/2015 at 01:19

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Hah, I remember that, what were you on?!


Kinja'd!!! Dogapult > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:20

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If you had the chance to pick from these three cars, each for $1500, which would you choose?
1973 Citroen SM project car with a new engine.
1973 Citroen SM project car with a new transmission. (manual)
1973 Citroen SM project car with a new interior.


Kinja'd!!! Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:21

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I’m positively stoned. This isn’t a question, sorry.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:22

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Just booze, man. I get really verbose when I’m on the sauce. Though I am an able and willing partaker of many, many other substances.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Dogapult
08/01/2015 at 01:22

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Probably new engine, thats the hardest one to find, transmissions are less rare, and interiors are not as hard to restore.


Kinja'd!!! BATC42 > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:22

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I’m eight there with you, except I don’t smoke. I’m missing French cheese so much here, it’s quite expensive to buy some here (it’s like 5 to 6 times more expensive than in France)

That particular Bordeaux was a Comtesse de Lalande. It was absolutely wonderful! And I went Wine tasting last Friday too, Kiwis know how to make good wine but it is flipping expensive... Good God I miss cheap and good wine. The best Rosé I ever had was a Cotes de Provence I bought in a winery that’s 1h30 away from Aix en Provence, and it was 9€ a bottle at the time


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:23

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I have a Mac and iPhone but I’m really a PC/Android kinda person. What car exactly?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
08/01/2015 at 01:23

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Nah, thats ok, I decided not to get stoned today, mainly because I was too drunk already, but I had the chance.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Baeromez
08/01/2015 at 01:24

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I was too in my younger years, only the occasional pot and regular booze for me now.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:25

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Flbr grtyh brhyd pokjub?


Kinja'd!!! Dogapult > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:25

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Good choice. I made a bad choice a few years ago and chose none, and bought an $800 rust bucket 1973 Celica instead. its still broken.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:26

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Hey, you gotta live life.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > BATC42
08/01/2015 at 01:29

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I’m contemplating taking enology classes in Provence during my vacations but my French is too rusty, not sure I’d fare well. I miss cheap good cheese, it’s really hard to find it here, anything imported is way overpriced, I miss my morning Camembert.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/01/2015 at 01:29

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Citroen C5 with the Hydractive 3+ suspension.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
08/01/2015 at 01:31

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Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Dogapult
08/01/2015 at 01:32

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SMs have really risen in price, if they were available here I’d be all over it.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:34

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Was it Bulldog and Fevert Tree tonic like me?

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Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Baeromez
08/01/2015 at 01:34

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You gotta indeed, that’s the reason I haven’t stopped smoking, I put good for the theoretical soul/mind over good for health, that might change in a few years though.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
08/01/2015 at 01:35

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Nah, Stellas, Veuve and 25 Laphroaig tonight, plus some nice cigars.


Kinja'd!!! Dogapult > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:38

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Yeah, this was the summer of 2010, I believe.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:42

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Is it one of the newer ones, because those look great?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/01/2015 at 01:43

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Yeah, the latest design.

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Kinja'd!!! BATC42 > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 01:52

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I’m pretty sure you could find places that do it in English, especially in the big wine regions. The biggest thing I’m missing now is a slab of Reblochon so that I can make a proper Tartiflette. And Comté (because I LOOOVE it), and Raclette, and cheap baguettes ($4.50 here in Auckland, can you believe that???), and I’ll stop now, because I miss too much stuff =D


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > BATC42
08/01/2015 at 01:57

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Raclette is one thing I haven’t given up, I have 1o year old 8 person set that I’ll take to the grave, best thing when I want to have people over to talk and drink wine. Some Estepe, Brie and Raclette cheese, Quail eggs, Viande de grisons, pickles hmmm....

I miss french/swiss OJ, there is nothing quite like it.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 02:34

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Me too. Lager or IPA? Red or white? Jack or Jim?


Kinja'd!!! Svend > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 02:47

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I quite like a bottle of Veuve but usually go for one of the Lanson’s due to price, Veuve isn’t that much more expensive but for a drink in the morning after finishing a nightshift it’ll do. I enjoy a Henri Winterman’s cigar but with a coffee at work or with a nice Irish whiskey elsewhere.

I hope you had a good night.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 03:13

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Hell that’s better than me. Five beers within an hour would of had me shitty! But then again, I’m a lightweight.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 05:36

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What seems to be the officer problem?


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 05:54

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XM!!!


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/01/2015 at 09:14

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IPA, Rosé and Jack.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Anon
08/01/2015 at 09:16

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Oh, that took more than one hour haha.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start
08/01/2015 at 09:27

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They look great. And the wagon does as well.